"Nature. It's Closer Than You Think"-Carnival Cruise

This is exactly what I am afraid of.
I have been beside myself since last night around this time. Carly left with her f@ck...oh I mean Father today for a Carnival Cruise. I am freaking out. She is such a smart girl and it isn't her I am worried about it is him. He isn't the sharpest tack in the box, though he is very tacky. Ugh...Just needed to vent b/c I think it is going to be another sleepless/restless night. I wish I could be a little spy on the boat...You may think I am joking, but we almost booked me a ticket. Send good thoughts little Coo's way, so that she stays safe!