Word Of The Day

The Word of the Day is

OMELETTE

Let's use it in a sentence:


"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide"

This is neat!

I got this from Annesa's Site, and she got it somewhere else! I love it!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maggie Lockard!

1. Red Maggie Lockard at night, shepherd's delight. Red Maggie Lockard at morning, shepherd's warning!
2. Maggie Lockard was declared extinct in 1902!
3. Maggie Lockard will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
4. Finding Maggie Lockard on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Maggie Lockard'.
6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Maggie Lockard.
7. Ideally, Maggie Lockard should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Maggie Lockard!
9. When provoked, Maggie Lockard will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
10. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Maggie Lockard!

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House of D

This is a wonderful movie, that just really touched me. It is an older movie I guess....I had added it onto my blockbuster Queue and watched it this weekend. It really fired up every possible emotion and I feel better having watched it.
Anyway, if you are looking for a great movie to watch on a lazy weekend, I suggest this. It is written and directed by David Duchovney.
If you are looking for Action and an OKAY movie then I suggest Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I rolled over and closed my eyes for the last 20 minues, b/c I thought it was never going to end, but Seth seemed to like it!
It seems that almost every movie these days is TOO LONG. But it was OK and really good if you like Action.

I MADE IT THROUGH THE RAIN

So it is 12:35am and I made it through what Good Morning America and My Local News Channel said was the Most Depressing day of the year, January 24.
What was the point in telling people that? What was the point of over-sensationalizing it? It was actually a lead to get me to watch the news.
Today was a little depressing as I watched Oprah and it turns out We are facing a Pan Demic called the Bird Flu and we are all doing to die. And the symptoms will be so much worse than the regular Flu. Seth laughs at me. But I am seriously worried. What if Oprah and this Dr/Scientist/Psychic man are right? What if it is just like how we were warned that the Levee's needed to be built stronger in New Orleans? We were told that some day there would be a huge storm maybe a category 4 or 5 and that they would break and there would be a great flood.
They said NOONE was listening, and we would all be taken by surprise by the terrible Bird Flu. O brought up a great point. Maybe we don't listen b/c the same ammount of urgency they place on needing to know that we are all going to die (40 seconds of news time) Is also given to the break up of Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt or that Angelina's adopted children now have the last name Jolie-Pitt, or Whatever...it just sucks. I hate the news, so I gave it up for Lent last year, and haven't really watched. It is depressing, but then I go out and Seth and everyone else is talking about did you hear this? Did you hear that? I didn't hear it, and I feel like, I should KNOW THAT! I can't win for losing...I hate that saying.

Apple Macintosh...a good decision?

This Mac Frustrates the ever loving SHIT out of me.....
and that sentence I just wrote frustrates me as well... why do we say ever loving crap/shit (whatever you insert at the end)
b/c usually people don't love shit, they hate it, so why don't we say the ever hatin' shit out of me? Who knows.
You know what else frustrates me? This BLOG.....try as I might I am just not that interesting. I have nothing to say that anyone gives a crap about...I don't even know why I do it, except that if feels good that I got it out in cyberspace that I hate APPLE MACINTOSH, and I miss my PC, but SOMEONE and I am not naming names But SOMEONE who I married, but I am not telling who it
is, But SOMEONE whose Initials are SRL but I wont say their name is an APPLE SNOB. OH well, PC, I miss you and I will always love you even if others turn their back to you. I want you back in my life...the mac is confusing, backwards and it doesn't do what I want it to.

And so it is time for my Whitney Breakdown
And i e i e i
will always LOVE you oo oo oo oo oo I will always love you oo i oo i will always love you....
That's It, I have completely LOST it.....

A Bad Movie

I saw a bad movie. It is an oldie called Deliverance....if you are ever looking to see a movie that may send you into a deep depression this is it. It made me sick, and I will probably have nightmares about that boy that played the banjo for the rest of my days...oh and the pig squeeling scene as well.

A Good Movie

I saw a great movie...it was called RORY O'SHEA WAS HERE.
If you are looking for a good movie to see...this is it!

Broken

I feel broken.
I walked the dogs on Thursday after I got home from being at the Hospital with my Aunt. This was the first day since Christmas that I have felt well, and I spent it in the hospital....ironic? Nah, it was ok....I was happy to be there for my Aunt. So anyway, I am walking the dogs, and I fell. After I realized what happened to me, I tried to figure out how to get up. I got up on my feet in Great pain and hobbled across the street. I screamed Carly's name as loud as I could in the condition I was in. She was in the house doing her homework, about 4 houses away. Luckily she heard me, and ran to me. I leaned on her for support crying the whole way home. I got to my outside steps and sat down and cried. Carly called my parents and they got to me in about 3 minutes. They tried to help me hop up the steps, but my ankles weren't having that. I crawled up on my hurt knee and groaned,moaned and cried my way up the steps, I crawled to the couch and somehow got up to it. We called Seth who was on his way home from work and told him to get home as fast as he could... When he came home, he told me that we could go to the hospital the hard way or the easy way, but I basically had no choice. My Left ankle had already swollen to the size of a tangerine. I was in such pain. We called 911 and Seth rode in the ambulance (NO LIGHTS NO SIREN...Per my request)...or should I say demand??? hmm.... : )
When we got there I waited what seemed like forever for x-rays pain management etc...
Turns out I have a sprained right ankle and a broken left ankle. My right foot gets worse and worse each day and we think that I may have broken a bone in my foot as well. I have air casts on both ankles, was given crutches and a script for a wheel chair. I am in pain every minute, and will see the orthopedic Dr. tomorrow.
Will I ever be OK???? Will I ever be normal???? And will I ever get Lucky??? argh!!!! I want to scream!!!!!

Witness to an Accident

This makes me laugh so hard everytime I hear it. Everyone has probably heard it by now, but if not, or if you want to laugh again have a listen to this...


And if that doesn't have you rolling...check out this blog I just happened upon!

I think ACDC can explain this better than I

Back in black
I hit the sack [I hate to say]
I've been too long I'm glad to be back [I bet you know my recipe pack]
Yes, I'm let loose
From the noose
That's kept me hanging about
I've been looking at the sky [A little lickin' on the side]
'Cause it's gettin' me high [just a gettin' me high]
Forget the hearse 'cause I never die
I got nine lives
Cat size [cat's eyes]
Abusin' every one of them and running wild [Cruisin' every woman, never wonderin' why]

CHORUS:
'Cause I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back
Yes, I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
(Well) I'm back in black
Yes, I'm back in black

Back in the back
Of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet, I'm a power pack
Yes, I'm in a bang (Yes, I give a bang]
With a gang
They've got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now
I'm just makin' my play [pay]
Don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way

CHORUS

Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, Yes I'm back
Well, I'm back, back
Well I'm back in black
Yes I'm back in black

hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I'm back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back, I'm back
Back
Back in black
Yes I'm back in black

Out of the sight [sack]