I got this from Annesa's Site, and she got it somewhere else! I love it!
- Red Maggie Lockard at night, shepherd's delight. Red Maggie Lockard at morning, shepherd's warning!
- Maggie Lockard was declared extinct in 1902!
- Maggie Lockard will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
- Finding Maggie Lockard on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Maggie Lockard'.
- 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Maggie Lockard.
- Ideally, Maggie Lockard should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Maggie Lockard!
- When provoked, Maggie Lockard will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
- All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Maggie Lockard!
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