Sometimes...

I sneak a peek at Flavor Flav on VH1 to see what he is up.
Also, I got alarmingly excited today when I asked Nicole Richie to be my friend on myspace and she accepted....Then I immediately changed my TOP TEN friends and made her #1
I think I am coming down with something

THE POLICE ARE COMING!!!

Thanks to Pop Candy for this tip! I am so excited!


Go ahead, let out a scream: Today it was announced that The Police are definitely reuniting and will perform on the Grammy Awards. The trio -- Sting, Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers -- will open the show Feb. 11. Other plans, including a possible reunion tour, have not been announced.

Here's a link to the last time The Police played together, at the 2003 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

The Police Bring back so many memories to me of my way cool parents. They were seriously cool (I thought). I just love listening to stuff that reminds ms of those days, rockin' out to WEBN's Dawn Patrol with Mom and Dad on the way to school!

Wicked and Weird

Another Song that I have been listening to like crazy! Here is the video

Top Ten Ways to Disrupt the Waiting Room

So As most of you know I am a cancer Survivor. I truly believe that if I was unable to laugh through it, I wouldn't have come this far. I only wish I had seen this list back when I was going to the office 7 days/week

1. Ask everyone around you to do things "stat".
2. Offer free prostate exams.
3. Ask everyone nervously whether they have a "spare catheter".
4. Pop a tape in the VCR of you in an avocado-eating contest.
5. Supplement bland waiting room periodicals with nurse-fetish pornography.
6. Give your best rendition of that dance-floor classic: The Naked Raptor.
7. Hold up sign that reads, "Free chemo in the parking lot".
8. Initiate spelling bee. Be unflinchingly cruel with errors.
9. Leaf through every magazine in the room, shake hands with everyone else and then say loudly, "Jesus, this flesh-eating scabies itches like a mother".

10. Repeatedly refer to the doctor you're waiting to see as "The Trembling Butcher".

We need to stop

Please visit this site

Mac Beautiful

OH MY! This Girl Reminds me of Seth...
I could totally see him at the Apple Store singing this...

9 Crimes

This has to be the most hauntingly beautiful song I have heard in a LONG time. I am addicted and can't quit playing it over and over.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I truly hope that this is a Happy Healthy Wonderful 2007 for my friends, family and me!

My brother is moving back from North Dakota. He and his wife are expecting their 4th baby any day. He was transfered to Wilmington Oh. We are excited for him to get home and I have been reminicing alot lately about him and things we used to do. I was the older sibling, and maybe because of this (who knows why I did half the things I did) I was always testing his loyalty to me. I would tell him I woudl DIE if he didn't help me back onto the couch (even though I was making myself fall off). Once I told him I would die if he didn't drink the Potion of Motion That I had made for him. It consisted of Water, I believe some milk, Every single spice in the spice rack, there was even a Bay Leaf floating on top. Matt always drank the potion of motion, always saved me from near death when I was falling off of the couch to the floor which was a whole Foot Fall...
Once I was going to die if he didn't get into the dryer. We had a dryer that you could sit in and rick yourself back and forth holding onto the spinners on the sides. It was fun. It was lots of Fun, until I closed him in and turned it on....I kept hearing his little yelps for HEEEEEEELp *BOOM BOOM* hhhheeeeeeeeelllllppppp *BOOM BOOM* that was him getting his heavy cotton dry cycle....I was afraid b/c I could figure out what button stopped the drying and the yelling and the *BOOM BOOM* sound. I tried to push the Permanent Press, the Fluffing.....IT CAME TO ME. Just open the door Maggie! So I did and my brother stumbled out a little dizzy a litte flushed by so BOUNTY FRESH.

OVER

I AM OVER THE HOLIDAYS.
We have made it through Christmas and the sharing of each other w/ one another's famillies. We just have to make it through New Year and we will be Aces.....
I sure hope that 2007 has some good stuff in store for the Ledbetter-Lockard Families. My brother and Sis in Law will be having their 4th baby any day now. Hopefully he will be a happy healthy little guy.

Happy Christmas

Here is what I have been thinking today....
Probably b/c I am not working again and I once again find myself thinking about the stupidest of things during the day.
What I wonder about today is, why Do we say Happy New Year, Happy Valentines Day, Happy St. Patrick's Day, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, Happy Halloween, Happy Thanksgiving but Merry Christmas? Maybe I will try to change the world one person at a time and start saying Happy Christmas.....though I do like things that are different, so maybe I will just let it remain Merry.....who knows, I have SO much time to think I will probably figure it out before December 25th.
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Also Seth Sucks b/c he looks at my email to find out what I bought him for Christmas. I shop A LOT online especially during flu season, b/c I am on Immune-Suppressive Drug therapy.....EWWWWWWW I am so Flippin' Mad at him

10 things I HATE ABOUT CHRISTMAS

10. Waking up at 5:50am due to loud crash downstairs
9. probably caused by new kitties
8.Realizing when I get my wits about me that It is probably the Christmas tree that has
come crashing down to the ground
7. making my way down to survey the damage
6. trying to lift said Christmas tree
5. crying over lost ornaments
4. sweeping up lost ornaments into dustpan
3. kitty traipsing through ornament remnants
2. throwing remains into garbage
1. looking at 2/3 bare tree that I refuse to put ornaments back on

Top 10

Top 10 Things I Love about Christmas Time

10. Carols
9. Carolers...does anyone do this anymore...Does anyone want to go with me?
8. Shopping!
7. Giving Presents
6. Ornaments
5. Lights
4. Walking through Christmas Trees
3. Getting Christmas Cards in the mail
2. Candles/Wreaths in Windows
1. Spending Time w/ drunk Family

JOB

I have a job.
I hate it.
It is the first REAL job that I have had since having my bone marrow transplant in July 2001.
I am scared.
I don't want to let everyone down.
The Real World Sucks....I had forgotten

Top Ten Good Looking People in Politics

OH MAN!! I totally meant to post this yesterday...I have been working on this list forever in anticipation of Election Tuesday... Oh well here it is a day late and a dollar short

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER...

10. Oliver North
9. J.F.K.
8. Arnold Schwar...ok just checking to see if you are still with me!
7. Harold Ford Jr.
6. Anderson Cooper...Ok so he's not in politics, but he's hot and he talks about politics

5. Barack Obama (B/c He straigt up Barackas my Socks off)
4. Seth Lockard (What? he totally majored in Political Science??)

And that's It b/c let's face it...there really aren't alot of hot politicians

My Top Ten Cartoons Of All Time

10. The Flinstones
9. The Jetsons
8. The Smurfs
7. The Power Puff Girls
6. Muppet Babies
5. Strawberry Shortcake
4. Care Bears
3. Schoolhouse Rock
2. Beverly Hills Teens
1. Jem Because she's truly outrageous

Top Ten Tuesday

I am going to post every Tuesday on my Top Ten of something....

Today I will start off with the Top Ten Things that Scare me

10. Spiders
9. Scary Movies
8. Bats
7. Mice/Rats/Rodents
6. Snakes
5. Cincinnati
4. The Dark
3. Storms
2. The Dentist
1. Contortionists

A day in the life of "Jack" O Lantern

OH GROSS : )

10 songs you were probably conceived to

Night-time Meds

My Boy's Got Mad Dancing Skills